What's happening?
Welcome to the Dimension of Inconvenience, where The WIMPs (Warp-Induced Minor Phenomena) live to make your day just a little worse.
Ever feel like nothing’s going right? That’s not a coincidence. That’s because The WIMPs like you.
Well... they like messing with you.
They’re not evil. Just committed. Think pranksters with cosmic power.
They tweak the weather. They ruin your avocados. They whisper, “you’ll fold that later” into your laundry pile.
They are minor inconveniences incarnate, and they LOVE their jobs.
So now you’ve got a face for your bad day.
Wear them. Share them.
Warn your friends.
What if you don't?
That’d make you a bad person.